I woke up to the sound of dragons breathing fire. Warm beneath my thick blanket I pried open my eyes to look around the cave. Hisako is still resting nearby but Cameron and Mai have gone out to check out the dragons. I threw back the covers and shuffled over to the door. More urgency is generally called for when dragons are on the mind, but when I looked up to see what Cameron and Mai were looking at I relaxed and watched the hot air balloons floating gracefully through the morning air of Cappadocia.

Up above the world so high, like a dragon in the sky...
A beautiful day for a ride.
In a car.
Getting Started
An hour later Cameron and I head down to the car rental place to pick up a compact for a day of cruising around underground cities, chiseled canyons, and lots of open road. Immediately we notice that the gas tank reads empty, but Cameron shrugs it off.
“We’ll be fine, probably enough in there to get to the next town to fill up.”
Goreme doesn’t do gas stations.
So we head back to our cave hotel, grab a quick breakfast, and then the four of us pile into the car and head for the hills.
20 minutes later the tank is full and I consult our makeshift atlas (various tabs open in the web browser thanks to Google maps when we had an Internet connection) and set a course for the underground city of Kayamakli.

Caverns of Kayamakli underground city
The Underground City
Outside of Goreme the valley disappears and slowly rolling hills and plains fill the field of view. I’m alternating between enjoying the view, chatting, and chomping on Turkish delight when we see signs for Kayamakli up ahead. Cameron slows the car and pulls into a parking lot and we all tumble out.
We pass through a set of stalls that are trying to sell us trinkets of all types of touristic appetizers but we pass them up and head straight for the main course. Standing near the entrance to the city are several tour guides that take quite a bit convincing that we are perfectly capable of walking through a well maintained and lit underground cavern all on our own. Then the fun begins.

The lost explorers find a whole lot of fun
Down a quick flight of steps and we step into the first chamber. Hand chiseled and 5 to 6 meters in width and depth the ceiling hangs low and the lights seem to struggle to illuminate the space. Gobbling up ever last particle of light as it bounces around the dark walls. Both hard as, erm, rock and yet brittle, the walls are made of a rock soft enough to be sculpted by hundreds of hand held and operated tools. Dark smears of soot remind us of the days before Edison and we make our way through the first arch into a long hallway.
Grow me a pair of antenna and a thorax because I feel like an ant. In the catacombs of a church you have brick or the subways of Tokyo, tiles, hiding the barren the earth from you. Maybe even some embellishments. Here there are just a series of unadorned caverns connected by narrow passages. Tourists like us now swarm this nest, but 100′s of years ago it served as an emergency refuge to the people here when marauding tribes came through.
Mai and Cameron dart off ahead giving into their inner child and revel in the best conceived playground for hide and seek. I quickly follow suit and Cameron is quick to point out this wouldn’t have been possible with a guide pushing us through the chambers.

Ventilation shaft
Down, down, down like Johnny Cash we scuttle, sometimes backs bent at 90 degree angles, though arches, tubes, and caves into the bowels of this great city. Winery on my left, kitchen on my right, and living quarters straight ahead I try to imagine what it would have been like waiting for your enemies to pass while you scape out an existence like Gollem. At the back of one chamber we feel a cool air blowing from a nearby hole and investigate.
Looks like these people studied termites as they’ve constructed ventilation shafts in a similar fashion. Using a flashlight we cannot see an end to the darkness either up or down. Black, brittle rock wins.

So many levels to hide on
The delight of wandering these tunnels makes me start humming and it’s not long before my voice and ears stumble upon the resonance pitch. The whole cavern fills with the sound of my voice and before long Camero, Hisako, and Mai join in and we make our glee-club way through the rest of the passages.
Returning to the surface, I stare at the blue sky for a bit and then the ground from which I just emerged. The city lays beneath us ready to welcome more visitors and show thousands more the beauty of a determination, urgency, and skill.

Turkish delight - fuel for the road
Ihlara Valley
Back in the car again I pull up the laptop atlas and give Cameron rough directions to our next destination via route 51-87. Captain Beccario makes it so. The girl get to talking about ramen and Japanese food in the back seat and soon I can almost here the slow bubbling of broth and sizzle of freshly cooked gyoza when it grows suspiciously quiet. I turn around and see both passed out so I turn my mind from tantanmen and Cameron and I do more catching up as he guides us towards the canyon.
Humans may be able to tunnel and shape this earth but it always pales in comparison to the awesome power of time plus mother nature. Before us lay a rift 100′s of meters across and deep. The sound of small rapids was barely audible from our high perch on the canyon wall. Far below, the nourishment of the river was immediately evident, the green standing in stark contrast to the brown landscape surrounding us. The Ihlara valley canyon is yet another oddity in the lands of Cappadocia.

Ihlara valley
Hisako bought our tickets, for it’s a national park, and I went through the iron gates and started down the steps to the valley floor. The shadows were already racing towards the valley wall when we arrives but the southern facing cliffs were awash in a golden glow. As we neared the valley floor the rush of the stream became pronounced but never boisterous.
No tour guides were needed here either with signs marking the way. The towering canyon walls and stream also made it obvious enough that you had a binary decision to make, left or right. Mai was up ahead tossing rocks into the stream trying to see if a stick in the water was actually a snake. “Plop” went the stones. “…” went the stick. Cameron and Hisako were snapping pictures with gusto and I joined them.
And I am still feeling like an ant.

Big canyon walls
Walking along the valley floor was the exact opposite of the caves where you burrowed your way into darkness. Here the massive walls would dwarf Shaq. Being put in my place didn’t stop me from admiring the view though, as we all walked along the gorgeous and lush valley floor.
About an hour into our stroll I’m feeling peckish and suggest we make use of our idyllic surroundings and food in our packs for a light lunch. Sitting beside the stream we munch on snacks and enjoy the sounds of nature all around us.
Towards the end of the trail we spot the no picnicking sign.

Not exactly my image of central Turkey
At the end of the valley we head back the way we came from, but this time with a quicker pace and make our way to the cafe that we had spotted on the way. Sitting along the river bank and a few tables actually in the rushing water, we sip on Turkish coffee. Cameron is still trying to overcome the sensation and taste of Turkish coffee and gives us endless amusement with an array of contorted faces. When not puckering up because of the strong brew, he has found a flock of ducks who are flocking to his iPhone like Apple fanboys. Ooo bright and shiny. Hisako also finds a berry that one unfortunate duck nibbles on and makes faces like Cameron drinking coffee. More hilarity ensues.
With the shadows having completed their marathon across the valley floor we decide it’s time to head back to the car.
The stream slowly fades away as we ascend and we make it to the car as the last rays of sunlight give the valley a miss and head for the hills.
We follow.

Ducks enjoying the cafe

A quick break to enjoy the sunset
Behind the Scenes
The plains and valleys in the Cappadocia region are sparsely populated with public transport, making seeing a few sights in a single day difficult so striking out on your own is a great option if you’ve got the funds. We paid about 80TL for one day of car rental, although you can find cheaper if you plan far enough in advance. To do the tour around to the different sights cost about 55 to 60TL in gas. With four people that becomes an economical option to see everything.
Tour books recommend Kayamakli over the other underground cities in the area. I haven’t been to the others, but Kayamakli was a blast.
For canyon lovers, the Ihlara valley is beautiful and an oasis of green in the rather brown landscape. The hike down and back in the valley can be done quickly (couple of hours) and is very easy. The cafe in the middle is an absolute gem in terms of setting. Prices are average.
Check out the erosion both man made and by mother nature in the photo gallery.